"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out
of curiosity."
"This officer is really not so much of a
has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be."
"Works well under constant supervision and
when cornered like a rat in a trap."
"This young lady has delusions of
adequacy."
"She sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."
"This officer should go far--and the sooner
he starts, the better."
"This man is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot."
"Since my last report, this officer has
reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it
is only to change feet."
"Obviously, from the shallow end of the gene pool."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking
lot puddle."
"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus."
"He certainly takes a long time to make his
pointless."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a
carrier."
"I would like to go hunting with him
sometime."
"He's been working with glue too much."
"Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut."
"She would argue with a signpost."
"He has a knack for making strangers
immediately."
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves
the room."
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should
sell."
"If you see two people talking and one looks
bored, he's the other one."
"A photographic memory but with the lens
cover glued on."
"A prime candidate for natural
de-selection."
"Donated his brain to science before he was
done using it."
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but
the train isn't coming."
"Has two brains: one is lost and the other is
out looking for it."
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."
"If you give him a penny for his thoughts,
you'd get change."
"If you stand close enough to her, you can
hear the ocean."
"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000
other sperm to the egg."
"One neuron short of a synapse."
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;
he only gargled."
"Takes him 2 hours to watch '60
Minutes.'"
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is
dead."
